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aboseyamDate: Wednesday, 2011-09-14, 12:15 PM | Message # 1
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Hello Guys there are more jokes here
Have Fun And Enjoy Ur Time


1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

2. Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

3. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

4. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

5. Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.

6. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs
back.

7. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....

8. Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..

9. Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

10. Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

11. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..

13. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

14. Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

15. Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


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aboseyamDate: Wednesday, 2011-09-14, 12:17 PM | Message # 2
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Hahaha Lolz Maybe Nice jokes
have Fun And Enjoy ur Time !


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3rabaweyDate: Sunday, 2012-08-12, 8:11 PM | Message # 3
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hhhhhhhhh lol u reply for urself E

 
khanDate: Wednesday, 2012-08-15, 8:59 AM | Message # 4
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hhhhhhhh vere good ,,, eb2a targmle ya E el klam da fel xfire biggrin
 
3rabaweyDate: Wednesday, 2012-08-15, 9:50 AM | Message # 5
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lol khan not understand topic he come reply to be spammer only

 
jemmyDate: Wednesday, 2013-01-16, 9:23 PM | Message # 6
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Lol sub, its so funny
 
FeldMarshall_AnsaryDate: Sunday, 2013-02-10, 4:17 AM | Message # 7
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woooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo hands over ^__^

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